Observations

1. I hope line cooks never get outsourced. I just couldn't trust anyone that isn't Mexican to prepare my Chinese, Italian, Indian, Ethiopian or Mexican food.

2. There is no evidence that Lil' Wayne is not from a planet other than Earth. In fact, there is lots and lots of evidence to suggest he is, in fact, a martian.

3. Whoever coined the term "sub-par" understood golf about as much as JaMarcus Russell understands NFL defenses.

4. According to a sign near me in the library, Motorola DynaTAC 8000x (1984) phones aren't allowed. I guess JHU is too good for cellular dinosaurs.

5. When the question is really, “Do you want to have drunk, sloppy intercourse later?” why does it come out as, “Yeah! Should I bring my Michelle Branch CD collection over too so we can compare?”

6. There's just no way Robespierre was French.

7. Cedar al (My partna dem)

Adamsville (My partna dem)
Bowen homes (My partna dem)
Simpset (My partna dem)
Ethel ridge (My partna dem)
U know westside (My partna dem)

Ok once you start no stoppin him
Can stop dem from jockin him
Braylen b da watch for him
Jupitor we spotted him
Old schools {My partna dem}
New schools dey got alot of dem
Maserati new farries all o dem {My partna dem}
30 inches hard as dem
Deep dishes like pizza rims
Diamond cole like keyshia dem
Ritz frozed like freeze and dem

Kc marley murry mel mel dey believe in him
Everyday we eat steak and shrimp
Because Benihana my partna dem

I'll stop at 7 for now because it's a magic number and my primary goal in about 85% percent of anything I do on a daily basis is to please Harry Potter.