Paul Wall knows two to five SAT words

"Turn your hazard lights on when you see them hoes." I totally forgot about this gem of a song. Never have I gotten such good advice in my entire life. Kanye used to know what was up. Paul Wall makes grills so we already know he knows what's up. I mean, if he has a bad day, at least at the end of it he can feel better about himself because he made thousands of dollars selling blinged out braces to grown ass men. Anyway, I digest. The song is DRIVE SLOW and it's Kanye and Paul Wall, whose SAT words are maybe more like an 8th grade vocab quiz: evident, immaculate and genetics. I could have sworn there was something akin to an 'opaque' in there. Oh well.

I promise I'll get back to which artists are going to play my birthday concert soon in addition to B.o.B.

Can you feel turbulence?

Bobby Ray (aka B.o.B) is the real deal. I personally feel like the phrase "the real deal" is pretty stupid so if I use it, rest assured it's not being used lightly. I'm not going to waste time comparing him and talking him up, because, 1. He is going to blow up very soon regardless, and 2. He talks himself up enough for the both of us. Let me analyze him using unconventional but worthwhile criteria: his ability to perform live. I've seen him twice, at the Apache Cafe in Atlanta in June and at Sonar Club in Baltimore in September. His energy and utter seizure of the audience makes his performances a full immersion experience. Even people who had gone to Sonar to see Schwayze (eh) were compelled to rave. Bonus: he plays some guitar and his band is very solid (check out Asian bass man who smiles widely throughout the show). YOU need to acquire YOU some right HERE.

My First Post [MUSIC]

In honor of the reference in the jocular title of this here weblog, my first post will concern music, more specifically, hip hop music. When the mood strikes, I like to kick back and consume some dirty rap songs. I'll tell you what a dream concert would be. Above are some rappers I've seen and should all get together and put on a concert for my birthday.