Bitch I'm big like bunnies' family trees
From the Dirty like birthmarks on Drew Brees
Call me Dolla or call me Peahz
But before you touch it, please say please
David Robert Jones
I'm the twisted name on Garbo's eyes / living proof of Churchill's lies / I'm destiny
Outkast
Well it's the M-I-crooked letter, ain't no one better/And when I'm on the microphone you best to wear your sweater/Cause I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails/Oh hell, there he go again talkin that shit/Bend, corners like I was a curve/I struck a nerve/And now you bout to see this Southern playa serve
Ghengis Khan
Seen here finalizing Operation Fuck China In The Butt with good friend Dubya.
Louis C.K.
THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH. But seriously, with Carlin dead and Steve Martin focusing on Bluegrass, Louis might be the Funniest White Man Alive. Woot! Though he'll have competition from the next guy on this list.
Larry David
A wit like a bullwhip mixed with the sensibilities of a garden slug. At least that's his TV persona. Either way, brilliant writer and proud bald man. I also want to take this chance to point out that he officially wrestled the title of Best Awkward TV Character away from Steve Carell and Ricky Gervais. Bravo!
Jimi Hendrix
Seen here as Woodstock headliner. Apparently was about to make an album with Miles Davis and then he died. Fuck.
Mitch Hedberg
RIP. You remain a god of comedy. He inspired me to handcuff a briefcase to my wrist. Yeah...
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